(loop [project-code best-idea-since-sliced-bread
       project-age  0]
  (if (works? project-code)
      (shell/sh "git" "commit" "-am"
                (if (young? project-age)
                    "I'm a genius!"
                    "What the 🤬?  At least this new bug is better than the one it replaced 🤔")))
  (recur (bash-head project-code)
         (inc project-age)))