So, the problem here is that my audio worked before this.
Last night, I left my computer on. When I woke up, I tried to wake it from sleep, but it seemed it had crashed for some reason. I restarted my computer, and it worked fine, except the audio is gone.
I really have no idea what is going on, except that Debian is completely ignoring my motherboard audio card all of a sudden. I tested audio recording in Audacity, and I was getting a record signal, but it was just noise from the look of it, and had no correlation to my actual microphone.
My settings say I am using alsa with PULSE, which is normal.
The only information I can give is that I did attempt to get some OSS compatibility packages, but that was a couple days ago, and I have surly restarted my computer since then.
If you need any system information, let me know in the comments and I will post it.
EDIT:
In the audio manager, all of my audio devices have been replaced wit "Dummy Output," and the normal devices are not selectable, but listed. My normal device, called "Built-in Audio Analog Stereo" is one of these devices I can't select, meaning that my audio will not work until I can get that device working. Maybe I edited the modules when working with the OSS stuff, causing the devices to not be selectable?
EDIT:
/proc/asound does not exist, which is an issue...
cat /proc/asound/cards?etckeeper. Easily puts/etcunder version control, so you can quickly see what you changed—even if it was at the end of a late night of trying to get this #(@!# thing to work.