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Learn programming project to demo my coding skills: http://ericleschinski.com

I'm contributing to try to bring about this latest revolution in our species: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU#t=21

My controversial blog on enhancing intelligence: http://sentientmachine.blogspot.com/2014/01/how-to-improve-cognitive-function-part.html

StackOverflow is designed to help programmers with their code with intent to help programmers become better programmers, not to deliver code for non-programmers

Contributing to stackoverflow to help you guys up to a type-II civilization so you can help me build the components to repair my ship. Your periodic table should be arranged like this:

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I need a 2 cm cube of pure superactinide unbihexium-310, you tried to create some, but CERN was unsuccessful because you lacked understanding. I suggest you hurry before my pursuers find me here.

It's an element off the end of your periodic table, If you triple bond each atom with a carbon atom, it will stop radiating. It resists spacetime, so properly shaped (tm) you can poke a pinhole in spacetime and make a black hole.

I suggest you expedite, the fight that would happen on this planet between me and my pursuers would likely render it uninhabitable for you for at least a few thousand years.

If you can get me that 2 cm cube, I will exchange it for information on how/why your cells self destruct after 80 years, and a device for how to restore their function back to their peak performance around age 25. Or if that's not what lights a fire under your governments butt, a device that can convert electricity to antimatter in mass quantity at about 70% efficiency.

The exchange will occur when I am in orbit, you send me 1/100th of the goods, and I send you 1/100th of the agreed upon compensation with an hour to inspect the quality each iteration. This continues until the exchange is complete.

You may ask why do I need it? My current meaning of life: stay alive, and F = T ∇ Sτ - Maintain and enhance the cyclical force that Maximizes the Future Freedom of Action while also maximizing the future freedom of action for the highest number of other sentient agents who share the same goal. Fill the universe with unlikely things, until there is nothing left to consume.

Transmission terminated. Program will exit.


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