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Oh, freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
and hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my
blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"