Hello, my name is Zachary Weinberg. I go by “Zack,” except on paper. Pleased to meet you.
I’m about thirty-five years old, and I grew up in the suburbs of Los Angeles, California. I do computer security research at CMU.
I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A JOB. DO NOT CONTACT ME WITH ANY SORT OF JOB OFFER. I regret the bluntness and ALLCAPSNESS of the previous statement, but this account has become a principal source of the recruitment spam I get, and anything short of a flat-out upfront NO is completely ineffective. *waves old man cane at clouds*