I'm looking for the MS core fonts. I can't find any good Linux downloads. All I can find are Windows installers; you have to download one for each font, then go through a huge process to get everything extracted.
I'm running Puppy Linux. This means that I can't just open the EXE's as archives.
I don't care whether the download is .tar.gz, .zip, .rar, .tc, or even .torrent; I just want the fonts.
This is not a duplicate of this question; that one is specifically about installation on Fedora, likewise, the answers are about as Fedora-specific as humanly possible. They would all be entirely inapplicable to any other non-redhat-based Linux distro.
I have a strong suspicion that this question doesn't quite belong on this site, so could whoever closes it leave a comment explaining which site this belongs on (or, even better, migrate it?) I couldn't find any site that fit my question more perfectly than this one...