I would like to be able to enable some sound file to play whenever I suspend and wake up my netbook (MSI Wind u100) but I can't found a way to do this in gnome shell.
I'm using PinguyOS 11.10, which is Ubuntu 11.10 based distro.
The idea is to make my netbook to basically greet me every time I wake up from suspend. Something like "Welcome back, Master" announced by a sexy robotic voice.