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I saw a t-shirt reading 'anything you say gets piped to /dev/null', not incredibly funny but amusing at least.

Does anyone else have any good one-liner *nix jokes?


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these are amusing :) i love the way us geeks have the rather awesome sense of humour! fsk the win! – user4806 Feb 16 '11 at 9:39

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Linux is like a wigwam. No windows, no gates, apache inside!


Linux comes from the community, Windows comes from a box.


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